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The HOLY GRAIL WAR Meme
Who will it be?
For those unfamiliar with Fate/Stay Night or Fate/Zero, you can find a better explanation of the Holy Grail War here. (Note: The Holy Grail War in Fate/EXTRA functions in a dramatically different way, and one not followed for purposes of this meme.)
Instructions
1. Comment with your character. In the subject line, put that character's name, canon, and which role (Master, Servant, or either) you would like them to fulfill. Though not mandatory, it would be preferred that you give a brief summary of your character as they will (most likely) be AU'd into the setting. (NOTE: If your character can fill the role of Servant, I suggest you state which class(es) -- Saber, Lancer, Archer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, or Berserker -- they fall into.)
2. Reply to others' comments. Pick your character's role (and the other character's if they list "Either" as their preference), then use the RNG to pick a scenario that fits the two characters' roles.
3. Enjoy! Though there might be triggers, depending on how the prompts are interpreted.
TWO MASTERS
1. Battle. Who says that Servants get to have all the fun? After all, most Masters try to kill each other, too. Whatever the circumstances, the two of you are locked in a fight. Neither of you are willing to use your Command Spells just yet, so no Servants here. Just two magi duking it out.
2. Alliance. There's a bigger threat out there. Either one Servant is exceptionally powerful, or the situation has changed and the participants need to take action aginst it. One way or another, you're teamed up with one of your rivals for the Holy Grail. How long will this last before you try to stab each other in the back? Or, will something more develop?
3. Protection. Uh-oh! One of you has lost your Servant! Unfortunately, there's no way you'd get to the church safely on your own, so the other one will help you get there! Or maybe you don't trust the priest presiding over the Holy Grail War and are giving shelter to them yourself? Given their track record, no one would blame you.
4. Death. One or both of you lay dying. It might have been by the other's hand, or by someone else's entirely. How will you spend your last moments in the presence of one of your rivals?
5. You, Too? Surprise! You may have been friends before, but you've just discovered that you're both Masters! How will you handle this revelation?
6. Wild Card. Roll again, pick one of the previous options, or make one up!
1. Are You My Master? The summoning is complete. Whether intentional or not, catalyst or not, a magus has summoned a Servant. What kind of meeting was it? Was everything totally under control, or did a hitch occur? Or maybe it happened in the middle of a life-or-death situation!
2. Identity. Either the Servant has flat out told the Master their identity, or they unleashed their Noble Phantasm. Either way, the cat is out of the bag. How will the Master react, now that they know their Servant's name and legend? Will anything change between the two?
3. Battle Aftermath. A battle has just ended. Who participated? Are either of you hurt? Did the Master have to use a Command Spell? Any number of things could have happened here.
4. Discord. Uh-oh. It looks like the Master and the Servant don't get along. Here come the arguments! Don't do something stupid, like waste a Command Spell over a triviality...
5. Love. And then, there's the opposite. Sometimes Masters and Servants fall in love with each other. How will this affect things?
6. Wild Card. Roll again, pick one of the previous options, or make one up!
1. Battle. This is what usually happens when two Servants meet -- they duke it out. This probably says enough as it is.
2. Alliance. There's a bigger threat out there. Either one Servant is exceptionally powerful, or the situation has changed and the participants need to take action against it. One way or another, you're teamed up with one of your rivals for the Holy Grail. How long will this last before you try to stab each other in the back? Or, will something more develop?
3. The Grail Dialogues. Maybe you're not interested in fighting just yet. Maybe you just want to sit down and talk with the other Servant. Find out what they want, what makes them tick. Get some wine while you're at it -- nothing like good wine to go with good talk!
4. Death. One or both of you lay dying...again. It might have been by the other's hand, or by someone else's entirely. How will you spend your last moments in this War in the presence of one of your rivals?
5. Identity. Congratulations, you've just learned each other's identities! Will this change the situation, or will you press onward?
6. Wild Card. Roll again, pick one of the previous options, or make one up!
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[There's another pause, before he gives a shake of his head.]
...Give it up, Master. If your brother is truly part of the Throne now, then your wish can never truly come to pass.
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It was true when they were children, and it's true now. A challenge in front of him just means Yukio's going to rise to fight it, and this insurmountable barrier just makes him more determined.]
It won't be the first time I've done something impossible.
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[Sorry, that's what he's thinking Yukio's referring to, honestly. His eyes are cold, as he explains.]
At most, your brother will incarnate - But the likelihood of him being the brother you remember will be incredibly low. Regardless, if it is an attempt to clear yourself of the same sin Cain performed, then you should know that the blood of fratricide will never wash away.
[He is, after all, James Moriarty. A man just as smart as Sherlock Holmes, his equal and rival and nemesis.
He has seen the guilt Yukio carries with him, his single-mindedness towards his wish. At first, he assumed it was merely the guilt of being the one who survived, but...
No. It was too clear - Yukio had taken his steps towards the path of Evil by staining his hands with the blood of a person he had once shared a womb with.
It was a miracle he didn't summon Cain - ah, but Cain was said to still be alive, was he not? Immortal and marked for the crime of the first murder. Forced to live and bear the weight of his sin.]
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And I am not trying to wash my hands clean. I chose this path, and I won't pretend I didn't. [He knows that the guilt isn't going to leave him, that there's no way to make himself blameless.]
Who else has tried to resurrect a Servant, and what happened? You know the details, so tell me.
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Yet, you still want to bring him back to life....ah, well.
[For now, he lets it go, bringing his attention back to the question before sighing.]
A man named Marisbury Animusphere summoned Solomon as his servant for the war - and, at the end, refused to use the Third Magic the Grail is meant for, allowing himself and his Servant a wish. The Servant wished to be human - and so he was, but not as himself. He became a new man who knew of his past self, but looked very different and did not consider himself as 'Solomon.'
I cannot speak as to if it would be the same for all Servants. But....are you willing to have your brother be 'reborn' into a new life? And, not only that....but for your wish, you would have to kill him yet again.
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And with a thought as vague as "I want to be human" behind his wish, it's no wonder he was incarnated as a different person. [Yukio will have to be specific, but he already has been, the shape of his wish has carved itself in his mind since he started on this quest for victory.]
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[Still, it's clear Yukio won't be swayed by whatever he says - so he lets it go, lets the inherent tragedy of this entire situation just...slip away.
Inwardly, he wonders how his Master will break, once his brother is killed in front of him once more - the thought unsettling for just an instant before he forces it down, a cold tone coming to his voice as he speaks.]
Very well. Then I am sure you will find the 'correct' way to wish your brother back to life - ah, but then what? Will you go back to living happily with him, pretending that nothing happened? Will he be fine with living such a life, knowing that his brother killed him twice and then brought him back, as if his suffering meant nothing in the end?
...Are you even sure that your brother would wish for such a thing, Master?
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However, if you have....then ignore the prattling of this old man. It's clear you won't be swayed, honestly.
[He shrugs, brushing idly at his sleeve.]
All I wish is for you to not be broken by the extent of your wish - It would be a waste of a mind.
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