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Kiritsugu "Useless Heterosexual" Emiya ([personal profile] problemagus) wrote in [community profile] denton2021-10-30 12:39 am

(18) And let me get your head on the conjugal bed.

( For as cheerful and sociable Irisviel typically was, he could tell when his wife was feeling out of place. And he could hardly blame her. He never was meant to act as a representative of the Einzbern family, amidst the upper echelons of magus society. He certainly did not care for their rules or rituals, their attitudes, or the politics that came with them. He never knew what to say, or how to act around them. So, he simply refrained. Gravitating towards the back of the room, making himself invisible among the crowd.

But oh, how he would step up for his wife. Clasping her hand into his own, once he noticed her trapped in a particularly uncomfortable conversation. Asking to excuse her when he found an opening. His tuxedo itched against him as he guided her towards a slightly less crowded area of the room, reaching out a hand to slide a piece of hair behind her ear. )


You looked like you needed some space.

( And thankfully, he thinks he knows where he could take her if she really wanted out. But ultimately, it was up to her if they should proceed. )
homomculous: (Sometimes you worry me.)

[personal profile] homomculous 2021-12-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The problem Irisviel was running into... well, okay, there were a few of them, but perhaps the top of them all was that her views on most things, especially how people interacted with each other, were largely shaped by her relationship with Kiritsugu.

Who lived with a set of ideals which were basically diametrically opposed to those of most magi.

So trying to deal with people who basically embodied everything he'd come to despise about the average magus was becoming rather trying, and frankly, she saw exactly why he had such trouble dealing with them. She kept finding herself wanting to muss the immaculately coifed hair of this blowhard into a complete mess just so he'd show some emotion other than smugness towards her, only for her husband to swoop in and free her from the interaction with his customary timeliness. Sighin in relief, she leaned into his touch as he fixed her hair.
]

Mmmm... a little less people around would be nice, at least for a bit.

[Less of these sort of people, she would have said, but right now... she really did just want it to be the two of them. At least for a moment. Just enough to get her composure properly back...]
homomculous: (I wish I could feel like this all the ti)

[personal profile] homomculous 2021-12-27 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[That suggestion made her grin, feeling a touch mischievous... okay, more than a touch. Her eyes flickered over the crowd. Most everyone seemed pretty occupied with each other.]

Not if we're only gone a short time.

[Right, they were only going to disappear for a few moments, surely. Just long enough to regather themselves before going once more unto the breach. It wasn't like they'd just vanish completely from the party, not at all.]

I don't see any open exits... [That is to say, ones without anyone by them who would notice. But he was always much better with that sort of thing than her.]
homomculous: (Oh that's cute.)

[personal profile] homomculous 2021-12-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a ridiculous statement, and she has to bite her lip to keep from laughing, but the advantage of a party like this is that nobody's going to question it.]

I can almost not believe I'm saying this, but thank goodness for high-class manners.
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[personal profile] homomculous 2021-12-29 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
For my life.

[She smiles at him and presses herself against his side, taking his hand as well.

The two of them make their way basically unnoticed through the party, unsurprising when everyone around them has their own agenda and it doesn't usually involve either of them. The Einzberns, sometimes, but most of those conversations Iri's already had.
]
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[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Sighing in relief when they get out of the main room, she lets him guide her to the seat and sinks into it.]

Thank you, beloved. Those people are... so tiring.

[There has to have been someone else who this duty could have been better suited to. But Acht chose them, for whatever reasons the old man does anything.]

Come sit with me, darling. [She opens her arms for him, eager for a little more in the way of contact from her beloved.]
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[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-02 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Naturally, she laughed brightly at that, knowing exactly what to expect out of those two clashing.]

I still can't believe he thought we were the best choice to go. Surely there must have been members of the family who were clamoring for a chance, right?

[Or maybe the entire Einzbern family agrees with them about these blasted things but they have to keep up appearances.]

Definitely better. [Her arms envelop him and pull him in close to her, and she lays a kiss on his forehead.] Just getting out of there worked wonders. Thank you, love.
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[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-02 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[The image of the two of them being used as a positive impression for the family is so absurd she can't help but giggle at it. But, he's probably right.]

He must have been overjoyed to have a use for us.

[Besides the obvious, of course.

As for his "warning"...
]

Nonsense. If we were sent here because we are happy newlyweds, isn't that precisely what we should act like?

[Malicious compliance to the maximum. She titters as his little hairs tickle her skin and moves her hand up to stroke his hair encouragingly.]
homomculous: (Oh that's cute.)

[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if they have any doubts at this point, we're going to have to be very certain to set them to rest, aren't we?

[As if anyone had any doubts after spending more than a few minutes in their company.

But she chuckles, and nods her head slightly in response to his insistence.
]

Of course, dear. We wouldn't want to be caught, right?

[And that "right" turns into a low groan as he starts to suckle at her neck like that.]
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[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-04 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Naturally, his mixture of warning and promise only encourages her. She hums in enjoyment of his attentions and runs her fingers down his back.]

I wouldn't expect anything less.

[Really, it would be disappointing if he held back. The feel of his fingers at her breast makes her sigh, which becomes a gasp when he brings his teeth to bear. Her hand clutches a bit at his back.]
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[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-05 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Really, his warnings basically amount to encouragement in her eyes. She wants nothing more than to just pretend it's the two of them alone for a few moments.

The feeling of his knee pressing into her so firmly feels like a very, very good choice right now. She restrains herself from actually moaning out, but a gentle, warm sigh leaves her lips. His hand on her breast, the way she feels it about to slip out of her dress, makes it even more difficult to restrain herself, but that's the entire point, after all.

As the zipper slides past them, Iri pushes her chest forward a bit, and her breasts heave once, and then pop out, the one he's not fondling bouncing in front of his face.
]
homomculous: (Oh that's cute.)

[personal profile] homomculous 2022-01-19 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear, her rebellious boob attacked her poor, defenseless husband! And his response gets a sharp cry from her, but honestly, it's not entirely one of pain... a little, yes, but that also felt oddly good. Not to mention, a part of her notes that what he just did is going to leave quite the mark on her.

Oh she's going to love finding ways to "subtly" show that off.

His lips ghost over the bite mark almost as if in apology, making her giggle a little. But then he moves lower, and her noises change significantly, to sharp gasps and low murmurs of pleasure. He's paying attention to her just about everywhere, and oh is her body responding to it. This is wonderful.
]
homomculous: (Up to something?  Me?)

[personal profile] homomculous 2022-02-08 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[She's hardly going to complain about his focus, even if she would rather enjoy a bit more of those mark-making bites. Regardless, she has no problem shimmying her way out of the dress, a shiver of wicked delight going through her at the feeling of being essentially nude in the middle of a party. Anyone could come by, at any time, and she revels in the thought.

His request sends her mind racing. What to ask of him? They're being so daring as it is, it's not as if they can up the ante much...
]

Put my self-control to the test, igelschnäuzchen. Let's see how far we can go before we risk alerting one of those pompous fools.
homomculous: (Oh that's cute.)

[personal profile] homomculous 2022-02-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[It helped that she was bored, annoyed, and generally at the end of her tolerance for these upper-class magic snobs. It made the idea of flouting not just their absurd rules, but all those of polite society, all the more intriguing for her.

Curious when he kisses her belly, she tilts her head and waits for him to inform her of what's going through his mind. Whatever it is, she's certain it'll be fun.

And oh, it is. She can hardly contain herself as she moves her hands to do just as he said, eyes alight with glee at what they're about to do.
]

This is going to be a delight, my love.

[Her nimble fingers have finished their work in a remarkably fast amount of time, and she moves her hands to give him a testing stroke... Oh. Oh he is very ready for her. Somehow that only makes her more excited. She moves to get onto his lap immediately.]